Sunday, November 05, 2006

AJya, Wanna More?

Feature this..for a start, Amit in his all new improved look (ala..new look Abhishek Bachchan, with his hair gelled and a hair band to top them up) , sings this fitting number from the latest MunnaBhai flick..

Bole Toh Bole Toh Kaisi Hogi Hai
Aisi Ya Waisi Arre Kaisi Hogi Hai
Apun Ko Jaisi Mangta Hain Kya Waisi Hogi Hai ? (1)
Apun Ko Jaisi Mangta Hain Kya Waisi Hogi Hai ? (2)
Apun Ko Jaisi Mangta Hain Kya Waisi Hogi Hai ? (3)
Apun Ko Jaisi Mangta Hain Kya Waisi Hogi Hai ? (4)..(5) ???(n)..Stack Overflow Error

Well, as always, Amit was singing from the heart and then his heart did not allow him to sing further - bichara dil kya jaane, Ajya kya mangta hain or may be I had declared the variable 'n' as an integer and therefore it cannot assume any values beyond 32767.
We keep on asking him "Kyon Ajya ? Ho Gaya kya !!" hoping that someday he humms.. "Samjho Ho Hi Gaya" and then we Jhoom Barabar Jhoom. But AJya never offers us a chance and all are efforts are always in vain.

My association of Amit dates back to the Ides of October 2001 AD, when I first saw him, give a book review on Lee Iacocca. Over the last 5 years, I have always realized that AJya is a man of more actions and less words. AJya never opens up or may be the force that we apply is not able to displace the AJya's inherent inertial force. But he is always there for you whenever you require him to get you the winning runs.

The most interesting factor in our friendship has been that, we very often end up liking the same set of girls - be it the anonymous Basil wonders or the Bhavanas or the filmy Chitragandhas, Rimy Sens and the Sonali Kulkarnis. This has prompted us to sign off a pact with each other just to avoid another of those encounters ala the Sangam's Dost Dost Na Raha that we would not meet each other fiancés' until it is all done.

AJya has always been regarded the most eligible bachelor in town** Conditions Apply. But he rarely takes that tag seriously. Yesterday, we (myself and Amlya) had an interrogation session with AJya on the other side and the topic of the day - What do you want from your life partner. AJya gave us an impression - that he had not thought of it very seriously, but he did let out a few of the many well guarded expectations like simplicity, family oriented and straightaway big NO to the big fatty girl!!. He also disclosed a few of his crushes like the one in his Mohala Mohabbat Wala and very close finish, where both the girls thought him to be one of those many friendly neighbourhood boys and ended up calling him for their engagements. AJya's impression of this being yet another non-serious sessions, transpired off very quickly when I spelt out a few of the many minutiae of what I would be looking in to get to my soulmate - Certainly the Miss Unfortunate.

AJya, good to see you finally get into the thinking mode, but its still a long way to go, mate, before you finally buzz off singing.

Hey Khwabo Mein Woh Apun Ke Roz Roz Aaye
Khopdi Ke Khopche Mein Khalbali Machaye
Khali Peeli Bheja Saala Yu Hi Phadphadaye

Kisi Ko Ho Khabar Toh Yaaron Humko Yeh Bataye
Seedhi Saadhi Hogi Voh Ya Item Hi-Fi
Maa Ke Pair Chuyegi Ya Just Kahegi Hi

Hai Re Hai, Hai Re Hai? (4)
Lage Raho AJyabhai
Ho Ho ...

Just that one dose of introspection started you off; let us know if you do want More?

1 comment:

Vidya Bhutkar said...

Finally !!! :-) For last five years everyone has tried get things out him. Glad that it started somewhere. Keep up the good work Abhijeet.Let us know if u need help :-)))).
Vidya.